Welcome to the Enrichment Center. Due to high demand for science, we are waiving all safety protocols to expedite your testing experience.
Waive Basic Rights & Begin*By clicking, you agree that any subsequent mutation or vaporization is a pre-existing condition.
Experience the joy of flight. Our catapults are calibrated to fling you gracefully into walls. We have not yet calibrated the landing part.
Our Sentry Turrets are polite, efficient, and currently aiming at your vital organs. Do not make eye contact. They hate that.
At the conclusion of testing, cake will be provided. The cake is moist, delicious, and entirely real. Stop asking about it.